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I Listen To The Holiday Radio

by Connor Ratliff & Mikey Erg

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I listen to the holiday radio Boom-boppa-boom-boppa-jingle-dee-jingly-jam All the songs that they goin' to play for you Rudolph-a, boo-dolph-a, coodle-ee-boodly-bam You know just-a every word they sing Fa-la-dee-dah-la-dee-dah-kristle-kringly-boo Same songs that you always heard you go Ooh kill me now KILL ME NOW cuz I heard em all Same old songs But with a different feeling when it last so long And when there’s no way out You start to lose your mind And you can HARDLY WAIT TO DIE I listen to the holiday radio Ooh silent night silent night it’s a holy night These songs will they ever go ‘way, I say Ooh jingle jingle maybe this year they’re here to stay I feel like I HATE THIS WORLD you know Not much time left till the oceans rise OH BABY Same songs well-a nothing matters now Oh kringle kringle fucka fucka de-boom-dee-fuck Same old songs But with a different feeling when it last so long And when there’s no way out You change the channel now But IT ALL SOUNDS JUST LIKE CHRISTMASTIME Nothing left now but the holiday radio Bom-boppa BOM bopper bopple-dee-boom-dee-rang Here comes Santa in his holiday sleigh-dee-oh Shang-drang-a-lang Dang-a-lang-itty-bing-dee-bop I love the holiday radio OHH-fuppa-OHH-fuppa-flippa-dee-flip-dee-floo Don’t need no one to come here and save me oh GOO GAGA GOO GAGA GOOBITY GOOBLY NEW YEAR

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The Spirit Of Ratliff is alive and well in 2018, with this brand new Secular XMAS holiday song.

"I Listen To The Holiday Radio" was written after Connor listened to 40 new XMAS albums in a row for Rolling Stone. It is a plea for holiday radio stations to work harder at varying their playlists, and for recording artists to be more imaginative with their song selections if they are going to record new XMAS albums. But it is written from the point of view of a person who has been driven insane by listening to the same 11 songs in nearly identical versions, over and over.

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released December 14, 2018

Vocals: Connor Ratliff
Guitar: Mikey Erg

Written by Connor Ratliff & Mikey Erg

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Connor Ratliff & Mikey Erg New York, New York

Connor Ratliff is a comedian/performer/etc. who can be seen regularly at both UCB theaters in NYC. Mikey Erg is punk rock singer/songwriter/drummer/etc. They have performed together on The Chris Gethard Show and now they have made 2 EPs of seasonal songs: one about XMAS & another about how Summer Is The Worst. ... more

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